I didn't want to believe my father was stealing from his DOT job...

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux) 07/23/2019 at 21:51 • Filed to: None

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... but when I got home, all the signs were there.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 21:55

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Dad J oke Theme Day?

Cash Rewards > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 21:58

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Goddamn it. This was good

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 22:03

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To gulag  with you!!!!

MrDakka > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 22:07

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This is just terrible even by dad jokes standards

lone_liberal > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 22:11

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gettingoldercarguy > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 22:29

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Thanks, this was good.

Svend > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 22:34

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Watching a film with the wife.

The wife looked at me and said, ‘can you remember the last time you and I had sex?’.

I said, ‘yes, yesterday!’,

She gave me a funny look and I said, ‘oh, you mean together!?’.

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Top tips,

Never eat yellow snow,

N ever make, ‘harder’, your safe word, and

Never dine and dash from a Kenyan restaurant.

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A mother is cleaning her son’s bedroom and finds a load of bondage and S&M magazines, upset she takes them to her husband and throws them in his lap and says, ‘just look what I found in our son’s bedroom, what do I do?’.

T he husband has a quick look and replies, ‘I don’t know, but whatever you do, for f**ks sake, don’t spank him’.

ttyymmnn > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 22:47

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Tekamul > Rainbow 07/23/2019 at 23:29

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How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

facw > lone_liberal 07/24/2019 at 00:28

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random001 > Rainbow 07/24/2019 at 07:19

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Heheh!!  I like it.

user314 > Rainbow 07/24/2019 at 09:59

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tekamul 07/24/2019 at 11:59

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They’re very efficient and not very funny.